A Prayer to This Toddler Who is Throwing a Tantrum Outside Dunkin Donuts


Make a fracas, Little Rabble-Rouser:

There are times, I guess, when you have to "grow up,"
And cry quietly in your room, and check your indignation,
Because we are "civilized" "people" who "don't" "do" "such" "things."

But this morning, as a proud racist is named head of our country's department of "justice,"
I'm with you and your no-holds-barred fury.

Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day,
And all you want is a little something to eat.
So, while we're all on starvation diet:
Scream.

Amen